# “I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’” - Fred Jungclaus

# “A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.” - E N Westcott

# “If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already.” Actual Twents: “At e ne hond was, dan e oew allange ebettene.” Meaning:Said to someone who is looking for something which is right under his nose. Source: Twents Woordenbook. Twents in Woord en Gebruik.